I shall now demonstrate the fundamentals of the "sneak attack".
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Put your clothes back on! Put 'em on! My eyes! My eyes!
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You can have the bed - don't worry about me - floor's fine ...
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Of course it was him - he's still wearing the mask!
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Take the Binky, lose a finger.
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Two heads are better than one!
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This "fishbowl" App isn't all that funny.
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You need something?
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Someone's got a hangover ...
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Dashing through the snow . . .
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Squeaky toy I am not!
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What can you say?
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Double Trouble
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What I wouldn't give for a pillow ...
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You think I'm sleeping, but I know you're there, and this is for you.
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Wait! Where are you going? You can't LEAVE!
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Good morning, World!
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My mom, not yours . . .
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If revenge had a look, this would be it.
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I spy with my little eye something . . .
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I'm melting, I'm melting. Oh, what a world, what a world.
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You should see the other guy!
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I've had about all the late-night studying I can stand.
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Should'a called a cab.
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COLD, COLD, COLD!
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Is this room tilting, or is it me?
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Is the coast clear????
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This pose gets me soooo many treats :)
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Now you know what happens to those little lotion bottles.
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Step on a crack, break your mother's back?
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I love nap time!
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Can't even comment - I just know I want one.
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... and when I snap my fingers, you'll open your eyes ...
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Catch a wiff of that, will ya?
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Yellow snow = Yellow seal
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Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you - party pooper
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Locked on - fire treat when ready.
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Why is it that we spend so much money on pet toys when the household duster gives such a thrill?
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Hokey Pokey practice.
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No more tickles! No more tickles!
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As Floyd puts into motion his plan to swipe the food bowl from his fellow puppies, he apparently forgets the camera is rolling . . .
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An avid listener.
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Life is good.
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I hope I can knock this back before that baby returns!
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You put fertilizer where?
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That was great! Do it again! Do it again!
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Hey! Listen up! Can I have the bone?
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I love unlimited minutes, but it wears me out!
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Hello to you dog with VERY large teeth.
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This look can get me anything; anything at all.
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I didn't know the value of a remote. Forgive?
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I'm a lion - are you scared?
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Ever get that feeling you won't make it to the litter box?
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Proper execution of the "crawl"
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Where's my floaty?
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Cute - but check out the nails on Mr. Blue Bottle!
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I think there may be some Panda in my background ...
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Well, nuts. Perhaps I should have given more thought to getting down prior to going up.
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. . . and don't come back!
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Markers to two-year-olds? Not a good idea!
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I now demonstrate "pout face", a highly effective tool for extra treats and belly rubs.
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Everyone needs a helping hand
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Hey, who closed the lid?
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Who needs roses?
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Dang ... Stepped on Gum Again
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The cat?
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No wonder everyone loves bunnies!
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Where to start?
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Are you learning impaired?
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Oh come on! Those are Dankin. I've seen them at the toy store.
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Pillows and snuggles; live is good.
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That will do pig, that will do.
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This big head is how I get all of my thinking done.
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You put both paws in, you take both paws out, you put both paws in and you shake them all about . . .
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Don't you hate it when you have to sneeze, but can't?
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Deeeeeelisious!
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Tweezers anyone?
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You have to roll your "R"s.
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Honestly, I just love what he did with your bangs.
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Don't let the sweater fool you.
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It's what all the well-dressed kitties are wearing this Fall.
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Come here often?
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Too much TV CAN ruin your eyes.
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Your basic Ninja Kitty dream.
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The quickest way from Point A to Point B.
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The grass blades are so BIG!
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I smell something good . . .
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Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
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So I was in the neighborhood, thought I'd drop in.
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Wow! That's a special smell!
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Fairly certain I could give Hello Kitty a run for her money
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See? I don't take up any room at all!
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I suppose you think this is funny?
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The rug; was it really an heirloom?
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Oh, hello, Mom.
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Everybody was kung foo fighting . . .
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Good morning! I believe it's time to eat.
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There's not a day goes by that I'm not grateful for my higher education.
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Listen, my little red-headed friend, it's just a photo. Ya look fine.
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The family dog was quite proud of his hypnotic skills . . .
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Stop following me!
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Practicing the required hula moves
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Who set the alarm clock on a Saturday!!!
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Looks good, huh?
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It's always good to watch for cross traffic.
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Whoever said sleep was overrated had no idea what they were talking about.
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So I'm thinking 3 or 4 miles, then a skinny latte?
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A guilty face if ever there was one.
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How do you know I'm a little dog?
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When Snoopy gives up his gig, I plan a complete takeover.
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If I only had a cape.
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Oh yeah?
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Uh, excuse me?
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You want to remove yourself from my posterior so that I can get back up? Nope, you're fluffy. Thanks :/
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So who every has hold of my tail on the other side of this wall, let it go - NOW!
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Then they pull out the blue background, put in the space ships, and I'm flying!
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Pizza is sooooo good.
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Did you need something?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the rules; no digging, no barking, no pooping in shoes, blah, blah, blah
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Anyone remember the game "Telephone"?
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Missed it by that much . . .
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I was walking along minding my own business when, boom, I fell into the chasm.
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Damn ... Not Again
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I wasn't actually going to take it.
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A literal "dog pile"
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You give me a GOOD reason why I should come down, and I'll consider it.
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Long legs are overrated.
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I get up, I eat, I get held, I eat, I sleep, I eat . . .
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Tea for two, and two for tea . . .
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Where's the #@$% net!!
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If I lay very, very still, maybe no one will notice me.
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What?
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My mom says I'll grow into this head - I hope she's right.
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Jonathan Livingston who?
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Will they be giving us diapers? Ah, never mind.
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I'll have you out in a week; trust me.
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But it's such a little puddle.
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I come over and greet you, but this barbell around my neck is a bit heavy
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It's true. Everything they say.
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Takes eating in bed to a whole new level
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And when you come back, I'll expect something other than worms!
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Psst!
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What part of "don't take my picture" did you not understand?
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You didn't need this box again, did you?
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The look of love
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So this is my snarl. Note the eye squint and curled lip; really brings it home.
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Do it! Go for the 2 point conversion!
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Well, my broker says . . . .
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BURP!
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And then she told that . . .
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But you never eat the crust!
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Really?
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No more beer pong for me.
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Something was seriously wrong with that last
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Glasses make everyone look a little smarter.
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What the heck am I?
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Oo la la la!
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Sometimes I am referred to as a bowling ball.
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You wanted this one untied, right?
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Maybe they could use the Funnies next time?
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Did NOT see this gap when I took off.
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Don't let the grass blade distract you - I've got a wee mohawk going on
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Bullwrinkle
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Don't eat yellow snow.
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I think I've got a little cat stuck in my teeth . . .
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Not all hoppers are created equal.
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Okay, who has the marker?
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It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a dog . . .
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. . . and clean your paws, and your blanket, and . . . Rusty, are you listening to me?
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How's that again?
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Was I not clear when I said "no" to the bath?
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Are you all just going to stand around and watch???
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106, 107, 108 - what?
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Would there be a reason you're whispering up my nose? The ears aren't much further. Maybe we can try that?
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A jogger I am not.
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Fetch.
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Can get me out of here?
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Tough read.
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Holy crap; this leg goes a lot higher than I thought!
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Any time - any place
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The nice thing about hippos is that they're always smiling
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Oh stop, they're watching!
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Purple popsicle
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Everybody needs something to love
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Stand to the left, give a treat to the white dog; stand to the right, give a treat to the spotted dog.
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Slowly now; wait until they close their eyes and then POUNCE!
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This would be my best side.
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Awww, ducky. Sit up straight, you duck loving grunts!
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Snooze button, please.
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I want every last, tasty morsel.
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Love the baby blues
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Does anyone remember Tribbles?
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Are you nuts?
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I don't know; I feel I look like a decorated toilet paper roll.
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I don't look much more 3D when I'm standing
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Just hold on; my mother told me not to talk with my mouth full.
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Ice cream is just like the best thing ever!
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You're about the ugliest duckling I've ever seen.
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When I give the "all clear", you jump.
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I think you should go first. No, I think YOU should go first.
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. . . and if you spare me, Lord, I'll never call him stupid again.
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Dog gas can be fatal.
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Yo! How 'bout you get outta the way?
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I get by with a little help from my friends
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Can we just get this over with?
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What all the owls will be wearing in the upcoming school year
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I pretty sure I get a phone call.
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. . . and I can reach my arm pits, and I reach my . . .
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Don't give me that; it's wasn't 8 volts and that's all I have to say on the subject.
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xoxoxo
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There is always a
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This may take a while . . .
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There's permanent pressed; and then there's permanent wrinkled.
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I dream of bats; therefore, I am a bat.
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Mee, mee, mee, mee . . .
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Say what?
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Lifting my back legs like this - incredible core strength.
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You cannnot resist me - can you?
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Stop, stop.
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I crack myself up.
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High-Five, passerby.
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Quick, grab me before I'm completely sucked under!
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You see that glacier?
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Sweet Dreams
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Someone's a little grump today.
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Puppy on a white couch.
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So when the campers turn their backs . . .
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Opps.
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Here's right back at ya, bud.
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Yes, Sarge.
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Wart's up?
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Alone at last.
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I auditioned for G-Force.
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I heard it too.
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I'm telling you, I saw a flea so stop yelling and let me get the blasted thing off!
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Venti or Grande?
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Smooches
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Snuggle = Very restful sleep
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Aren't you glad we got to the frosting first?
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Sure, it's tasty, but the champagne beforehand was over the top!
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It's my ball but, yeah, I'll totally share.
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The end of a wonderful day
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I was going for "ferocious".
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So I may be here for a while . . .
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The morning after
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We all look like this on my planet.
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. . . and I love basketball.
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I can't bend over and grab that.
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I'm too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my tail, tooooo sexy!
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Cherry Otter Pops are my favorite
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Tower we have liftoff!
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"Cute" was not what I was going for . . .
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I didn't know they were your favorite shoes.
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Coach, I'm ready.
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It is possible to have too much caffeine
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The last cookie you say?
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There's just something about an impulsive kiss
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Mom, are you napping?
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Psst, Barney.
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Nice to meet you.
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So I pass you the bone, and you pass it on the next guy; like that.
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It's always good to have a shoulder to lay your head upon
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. . . and if there's any whiskey left over . . .
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A little off the top; that's all I asked for . . .
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Quiet, they'll hear you!
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Be patient.
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I know I left it here somewhere . . .
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Cruel.
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One day I'll grow into these ears and paws, and then we'll see who's laughing.
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Hum, smells like a rock, tastes like a rock - what the heck is this?
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Do you think it's good that I'm drinking the contents of a bottle that's about the same size as my body?
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Holy cow!
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At least; maybe even two . . .
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I spy with my little eyes, something . . . green
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It can be exhausting hauling these ears around . . .
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You want a refill?
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I once caught a fish - thiiiis big!
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Watch the fingers, my friend.
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Best joke ever!
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It's mine, and I'll take out any hand that tries to take a bottle.
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Three little pigs
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There's nothing like a belly rub.
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They set me back a bit, buying two pairs and all but really, how can you pass up red boots?
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Too much TV can ruin your eyes.
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It's a tough job - but someone' got to do it!
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HD for sure, and it comes with it's own
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Don't be fooled. 
No, no, no. 
